Michael Shann
poet and printmaker
Euphoria
We all knew Middy’s dad was a butcher.
And his grandad. When we did that topic
on the Victorians he surprised us still,
pulling a pig’s bladder out of his bag,
slapping the bloody mess on our desk.
Mr Campy said it was very interesting
but it stunk. So we took it to the toilets,
washed it well and knotted all but one
of the openings. Then we took it in turns
to put our lips to the remaining hole.
And blow. The taste is with me now.
The word is offal. When fully inflated
we summoned the whole class, kicked
some history around the playing field.
Even Mr Campy had a go, hoofing it
as high as he could in his old brown suit.
We’d never seen him laugh like that before,
and soon the other classes, distracted
by all that shrieking, came out to watch.
Me and Middy had never known success,
but soon the whole school was out there,
chasing the bouncing bladder over the grass.
Somehow we’d created euphoria, a day
that soared above the rest of the term.
Then suddenly, like a flat fart, it popped.
Our beautiful ball became a slimy puddle.
Some kids said it was disgusting, but
as everyone else traipsed back in,
me and Middy strode like cup winners.
Awarded 2nd prize in the Waltham Forest Poetry Competition 2023
Birthday
Each sweet year since we moved here
I’ve walked out on the eve of your birthday
when we’d settled you all in your beds,
and in the dark March garden I’ve gathered
the fallen camellia blooms, big as rosettes,
pink and frivolous as blown wonders,
when held up to the stars,
from the ocean’s interstellar depths.
And if there weren’t enough blooms
I’ve plucked more blossom straight from the tree
until the bucket was pink brimming and ready.
Then I’ve dribbled a new number across the grass,
letting the wet waxy petals slip through my fingers
like the days we’ve had no days to remember.
And when the number was large on the lawn
I’ve stepped back, knowing it wouldn’t be seen
properly, in proportion, until soon after dawn
when you peeped between curtains
for proof of how old you suddenly were.
Published in Euphrasy, July 2012
Beatles lyrics, The British Library
The Magna Carta, Leonardo’s sketches,
the score for Spem in Alium, but
what stuck with me was the low-lit hush,
the felt-tip scrawl of Help feeling its way
down the page, the impromptu scribble of
A Hard Day’s Night on a boy’s birthday card,
that something from nothing art emerging
through all the lovely slapdash crossings out.
Published in To London, 2017
Reading Homer in Poundland
Another dawn, ‘fresh and rosy-fingered’,
leads Odysseus towards Ithaca
and distracts me in the queue for the till.
How much is this? I ask. A pound, he says.
How about this? A pound. And this? A pound,
he says. It’s a pound shop. Oh, I mutter,
placing my book on the counter, hoping
he’ll weigh it against that first impression.
Published in Walthamstow, 2015
London Beards
No way! There’s WG Grace watching
the Ashes on a big screen at Euston.
And look! There’s Darwin queuing patiently
outside the Natural History Museum.
That could be Dickens crossing Southwark Bridge
on one of his midnight meanders,
and here’s DH Lawrence in the Vale of Health,
shades and shorts, looking like he’s still the man.
Published in To London, 2017
Astronomy
We look up to the moon and idolise the stars,
but forget the astronomy below our feet.
We send robots to juggle rocks on Mars
and point our panels at a distant heat.
Over four and a half billion years
our centre’s held six thousand degrees,
enough platinum and gold, we squillionaires,
to cover the earth to the depth of our knees!
So my love, when you’ve stepped onto the crust
of life, when your sovereign now is then,
when others are saying you should aspire
to some other self, and you’re all mixed up,
draw on seas of magma, your inner fire:
look within, within, within.
Highly commended in the 'Poetry on the Lake Competition', 2016
Blakeney, moonlight
When the timpani, when the violins,
mine is one body among many
prone in the gallery.
Still as seals on a wet beach
in moonlight, waves of sound lap
at the exposed summer night.
We enter the music as we enter a sea,
wishing to be transformed
in some small, elemental way,
eyes-closed-drifting through all
the little plocks and plinks, knowing
the deep static on our skins.
When the silence,
when our immersion ends, we all stand
and clap our flippers like hands.
Highly commended in Poetry Society Stanza Competition, 2019
Ice-cream for breakfast
Sofia, what would you like for breakfast?
Emm… ice-cream.
Pardon?
Sorry Dad. Ice-cream please.
Ice-cream! For breakfast!
Yes, ice-cream. Mint-choc-chip please.
You want mint-choc-chip ice-cream for breakfast.
Actually no. Can I have strawberry please.
Strawberry!
Yes, strawberry.
But you can’t have ice-cream for breakfast.
Why not Dad?
Because you can’t.
But why?
Because you can’t. Whoever heard of anyone having ice-cream for breakfast?
Me.
You?
Yes, me.
When did you ever hear of anyone having ice-cream for breakfast?
This morning.
This morning!
Yes, Mummy said I could have ice-cream for breakfast this morning.
Mummy did! When did she say that?
Just now. She said seeing as it’s a special day I can have what I like for breakfast.
But did she say you could have ice-cream?
No, but she said I can have what I like. And I’d like ice-cream.
But I don’t think she meant ice-cream. Anyway, why is it a special day?
Mummy says it’s twelve years today since she first gave you a kiss.
Is it? Oh yes, it’s the 9th of March.
Yes Dad. That’s why it’s a special day.
So it is Sofia. Come on, let’s have ice-cream for breakfast.
Highly Commended in Yorkmix.com Poems for Children Competition 2019